Mailman Chuckles Gifts

"Your allowance is in the mail."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Mail's here."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

You Shouldn't Have

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Fine Print Letters

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I found your cat."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Beware of Doug

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Cable Bill.

Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Sleet Nor Gloom of Night Can Stop...The U.S. Male.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

Carrier Pigeons

Beware of the dog.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."