Postman With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

US election postal vote controversy

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

An Impossible Election

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Dog traps the postman.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Beware of the Dragon

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Beware of Doug

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Fine Print Letters

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'