Postman With A Sense Of Humor Prints

"We don't need proof of each delivery."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

US election postal vote controversy

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Dog traps the postman.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Beware of the Dragon

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Beware of Doug

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.