Mailman Chuckles Pillows

"Your allowance is in the mail."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

The birth of junk mail.

Beware of the Dragon

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I found your cat."

Beware of Doug

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

You've Got Mail

Fine Print Letters

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

Cable Bill.

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Beware of the dog.

Social Networks.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."