Mail Service Gifts

'Not everyone despairs at the state of the postal service.'

A parcel of postmen

'You're as good as new...so I'll see you next week for your 1000 mile checkup.'

The new post office contract slashes passenger tickets by 50%.

Beware Dog Breath

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Mail's here."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dog traps the postman.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'Grrrr....'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Anything for me?"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Dog's game

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Here's the junk mail.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.