Email Gifts

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

Web (In)Security

"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."

This is a confidential email. If you are not the intended recipient, you too may be eligible to save hundreds of dollars on a new car lease.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.

'Aye up. . . I've has an Ebygum mail.'

'The Corporate Accounting Manager position has been filled, but we do have an opening for someone who likes to forward those funny e-mails.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"You've got pie."

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'What a nightmare... I dreamed I was the company's most unimportant guy because I got only 94 e-mails a day...'

'He'll be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to forward to friends.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'I told you not to open that attachment..'

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

"I just can't stop checking my personal email. I don't know what I'm expecting to see in my inbox."

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

Smart reply has existential crisis

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

ALERT: Lame joke attempting to enter your inbox!

"I'm just checking my inbox."