Email Gifts

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'Gee, Bill, you're not still upset about that e-mail I sent you yesterday, are you?'

Web (In)Security

"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."

This is a confidential email. If you are not the intended recipient, you too may be eligible to save hundreds of dollars on a new car lease.

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

Edvard Munch's 'Replied-All'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Auto reply: I am dead and will have limited access to e-mail."

Initially excited about the possibilities of email, God lost interest when he discovered someone was already using his favorite screen name.

'Aye up. . . I've has an Ebygum mail.'

'The Corporate Accounting Manager position has been filled, but we do have an opening for someone who likes to forward those funny e-mails.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'For the future, if you wish to contact me use e-mail.'

"You've got pie."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'What a nightmare... I dreamed I was the company's most unimportant guy because I got only 94 e-mails a day...'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

'He'll be with you shortly. He still has a few e-mail jokes to forward to friends.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'I told you not to open that attachment..'

ALERT: Lame joke attempting to enter your inbox!

"We're not friends-she just e-mails me things I'm not interested in."

Smart reply has existential crisis

"The subject on the e-mail is 'Woof" any idea who it's from?"

"I just can't stop checking my personal email. I don't know what I'm expecting to see in my inbox."

"That's junk mail. Its younger brother is named spam."

Flame war!

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Narcissus - Me-mail