Chain Lovers Pillows

Early Goths.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

A Train Conductor.

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Man running after a watch.

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

Love in prison.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"Why couldn't my agent get me an endorsement deal with a wrist watch maker, like every other tennis player?"

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

Eddy Merckx

'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'

"I only come in here to let off a little steam."

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

"Look, they those here too."

Ant Cut-out

The Prison Footballer

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

'Is this what you call training?'

"Two trains leave from Boston at the same time. One is traveling 50 mph, the other...."

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

"I'm sending a chain letter."

'Only her hand?...Hell, you can have all of her, son!'

"Whose tie?"

"Your blood pressure is two forty five...take your watch off!"