Chain Aficionados Pillows

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Puzzle Family

Neighborhood Watch.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Early Goths.

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Snakes on a Train

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

Street prophet with notice board - The World Ends at Midnight - Have a Nice Day

Love in prison.

When did the McDonald's go in?

Ant Cut-out

"Quiet in here today, isn't it?"

"Look, they those here too."

The Prison Footballer

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

This is your park at your own risk.

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

Vroom. Vroom. I said if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

'John, Phil, Tina...I need you three to handle our 2 self-checkout lanes.'

'Cricked Neck Clinic' sign says 'Out to Lunch' hung sideways for patients to read.

"Do you have any nonpartisan pillows."

"Product placement in a cartoon? You're crazy! Crazy delicious, like a smooth, refreshing Pepsi-Cola."

"Let's call it a day."