Chain Letter Enthusiast Mugs

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

"We think it had something to do with love."

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Countess writes a love letter

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Actual reader mail. Dear Dr. Sadie, Bless you Doctor. I wrote you back last July and asked you if I could expand my grumpiness beyond getting up in the morning. I took your wonderful advice and now there isn't a neighbor, fellow employee or friend that's not fed up with me. You have given me a new existence and once I get out of this lousy jail I'll let the rest of the world know just how annoying I am. I owe it all to you, Sadie. If you ever need a testimonial, call me. Signed, An ol' stick in

Optometrist practical jokes

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

"That should say 'message', you imbecile!"

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

Early Goths.

A Misdelivered Letter

'It's THEM!'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

"Love is so silly...and writing is so silly...and when you put love and writing together, it's just...craziness!"

Mission to Mars. Astronaut Candidate Interviews. You think you'd be a good morale officer? The voyage to Mars and back is 100 million miles. I turn "miles" into "smiles"!

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"