Chain-letter Critics Mugs

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Junk Mail

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Early Goths.

"Deacon, you cannot wear a collar! People will confuse you with being a priest."

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

Who's really behind all one-star national parks reviews.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'Not bad - a bit preachy.'

"What you need is a prescription. I'm giving you some...."

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"In every instance, the invading species replaced the native species."

'Young man, your handwriting is atrocious!'

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

Hi. You are a recipient of the Make-Work-for-Jerks chain letter.

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

'Hello, and welcome to Acme Cable. If you're calling about a billing issue, big whoop. Get over it and pay the bill. If your cable is out, who cares. When it's fixed, you'll know it. If you're...'

"Can I return this, please? You sold me a chic-lit-rom-com, and I distinctly remember asking for a plain chic-lit."

The Cynics.

"Young man, Your handwriting is attrocious!"

Send this message to ten of your friends and you will be happy...

"I'm sending a chain letter."

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Doctor in pen shop - "I'd like something that both blotches and scratches."