Chain Enthusiast Gifts

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

My First Bitcoin.

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"Your early stuff was funnier."

Chainsaw and Chair

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'What's it this time?'

Train Arrivals

Deforestation

'I'm shooting for early retirement, opening a small restaurant, building it into a chain, and the - early retirement again.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

Early Goths.

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

"I'll bet those danged tree-huggers taught them how to do this!"

'Why can't you just open gifts like everyone else?!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?