Paper Chain Enthusiasts Gifts

Ant Cut-out

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'911!'

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'