Chain Smoking Enthusiast Gifts

Finding the perfect gift for a chain smoking enthusiast? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items designed to match their edgy personality. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, we have something that celebrates their bold lifestyle with a lighthearted twist.

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"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!"

"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!" mockup

"Gas prices are horrible! I can barely afford chain smoking and the booze!"

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!" mockup

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

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"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor." mockup

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

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Merry Christmas.

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"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine." mockup

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

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"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again." mockup

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

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"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax." mockup

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

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"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age." mockup

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

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Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'. mockup

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

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"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section." mockup

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

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'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?' mockup

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

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Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel." mockup

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

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"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms." mockup

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

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Vaping cigarette

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George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues. mockup

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

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"Your early stuff was funnier."

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"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!" mockup

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

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Chainsaw and Chair

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'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.' mockup

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

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"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine." mockup

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

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'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.' mockup

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

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Nature is not perfect

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"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?" mockup

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

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'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.' mockup

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

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"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

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