Chain Reaction Enthusiast Gifts

"Your early stuff was funnier."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

Deforestation

Early Goths.

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'

"Of course he's old enough to cut the cake."

When the predator becomes the prey.

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

'Why can't you just open gifts like everyone else?!'

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

Deforestation.

'I brought this in so we can cut down the insurance company's phone tree.'

Love in prison.

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

When Worlds Collide

Ant Cut-out