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"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Crowd

"Hugh fans!"

Sitting in a tree

"Bravo!"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Valentine Day

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Love Birds love just being together

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Sylvester Stallone

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

You just keep giving.

"...and to save you time, anything I say that comes back to haunt me, was something taken out of context."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

Bravo!

A small heart within a big heart.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'In lieu of a Christmas bonus, I'm going to read you a story.'

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."

Quentin Tarantino

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II