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Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

Fire engine responding to an emergency.

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

'Deep Water Bouldering'

"Indy, after I die, take me on one final adventure."

Police car responding to an emergency.

The Molsons. A stunt family.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

3D Movies

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"Regarding this hobby of yours...'Stuntman'..."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Action Film Shushing

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Well—that's showbiz!"

Train Fight

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"Hugh fans!"

Best Stunt Driver

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

The Bourne Eternity

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

If nobody had invented graphics

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Steve McQueen

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

I drive, therefore I am.