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Man in wheelchair fleeing from rock.

Fire engine responding to an emergency.

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

'Deep Water Bouldering'

"Indy, after I die, take me on one final adventure."

Police car responding to an emergency.

Quentin Tarantino

The Molsons. A stunt family.

Tom Cruise

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 12

3D Movies

'Two for Tomb Raider."

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"Regarding this hobby of yours...'Stuntman'..."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

'Since I've normalized the volume on my computer, watching a Clint Eastwood movie isn't the same.'

Action Film Shushing

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Sylvester Stallone

Mayhem, Inc. Part 6

"Well—that's showbiz!"

Train Fight

"The high-speed chase is over and the suspect is in custody -- We now return to our regular programming." It seems like this is regular programming!

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"Hugh fans!"

Best Stunt Driver

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Jackie Chan is great, but John Woo is God."

The Bourne Eternity

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."