Chain Smoking Survivor Gifts

'You're smoking like a bastard tonight.'

Pollution.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

Air Bill

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Environmental danger.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Canadian wildfires

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Factory Smoke

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

'I gave up smoking.'

A place to smoke.

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

We Pollute Inc.

Pollution.

"I'm gonna smoke 20 years worth of cigarettes in one go to save time..."

'I hope the Court will take into account the fact that my client has been smoke-free for almost three months now!'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Office worker phoning Stop smoking help line

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Retirement Woes.

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."

"I ca't read the Air Quality Index - how bad do you think it is?"