Secondhand Smoke Survivor Gifts

passive smoker

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

Pollution.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Environmental danger.

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Air Bill

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Canadian wildfires

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

You're lucky you took the buyout. I was downsized.

"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

Factory Smoke

Asthma cats

'Nobody has seen as many employees and CEOs coming and going as you have, Higgins. How long have you worked here now?'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

The Gulag Archicubicle.

"Guess I'll spend the weekend putting that back on so I ca work it off again next week."

"We really crushed it at that meeting, didn't we?"

'It's from your boss...he says 'get well or get lost'!'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Hay Fever Preventives.

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

Felicity wishes upon the smog.