Secondhand Smoke Avenger Gifts

'If you don't want to smoke, go outside.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Noise Pollution

Pollution.

Air freshener - pollution.

Chemical Waste.

Fume detector

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Environmental danger.

Air Bill

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Canadian wildfires

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

Factory Smoke

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Business Widow's Revenge

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Healthy Ultimatum

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

"Don't worry – it's medical marijuana."

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

We Pollute Inc.

Pollution.

Your building is being damaged by the passive smoke from other buildings in the area.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

Retirement Woes.

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."