Pollution Avenger Gifts

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Sea Change.

Sustainability

"I dunno...ask him."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Keystone XL

The Seahoover

Pollution.

Do you have air pollution problems?

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"It's not easy being green…"