Toxic Avenger Gifts

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Man using to much bug spray

Noise Pollution

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Chemical Waste.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Health and safety nightmare.

'Drop him again, Louie.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

'Revenge will be mine.'

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'OK, give him a shove.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.

Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell