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'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

Man using to much bug spray

Noise Pollution

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Chemical Waste.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Health and safety nightmare.

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Revenge will be mine.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

'OK, give him a shove.'

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."

You're making me breathe your poisonous smoke!

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

Cull people who open car doors without checking for traffic.

Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell

"I understand you'se has asked to be removed from our mailing list."

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"