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'Drop him again, Louie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Man using to much bug spray

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Pint

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"To toast!"

Toastquest!

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Wine Lovers

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Pint

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A little fizz?

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Cattle Grid Toast

'Hot indeed.'