Toast Avenger T-Shirts

'Drop him again, Louie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Man using to much bug spray

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Toastquest!

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Pint

Wine Lovers

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"

Cattle Grid Toast

'Hot indeed.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'