Injury Avenger T-Shirts

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

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Big slipper.

'Where does it hurt?'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Very funny!'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Chemical Waste.

'So we meet again...'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

"I'll take it off if you promise not to pick at the stitches."

"So, what can I do for you?"

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."