Injury Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

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'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Big slipper.

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

Deer Crossing.

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Very funny!'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

'It's an old work injury.'

'So we meet again...'

'Maslow's Hierarchy of Knees'