Pier Appreciator Prints

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

What the Doctor Ordered

Bite out of fishing pier.

Fishing from the Pier

Brickie's Mate

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"I like to stay on top of things."

Tortured Plank

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Mt. Tushmore

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'How are they biting?'

Beer

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Most dog-like dog.

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

Great Urban Sprawl

Cybervegan Caf

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Sooner or Later

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

A parcel of postmen

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

Bertrand Russell.

Perspective Repair

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'