Parcel Appreciator Prints

A parcel of postmen

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Tortured Plank

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Plays well with other people's $.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Great Urban Sprawl

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Deep pockets on line two.

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Another delivery by UPMS.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'It's for Pookie.'

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."