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Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Plays well with other people's $.

Mathematician on the couch.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Deep pockets on line two.

Everyone thinks they can do it

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

'It's for Pookie.'

A parcel of postmen

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'