Petition Appreciator Gifts

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Mathematician on the couch.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Deep pockets on line two.

Everyone thinks they can do it

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"I hope your parents appreciate the effort I make to get dressed and leave the house."

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

A parcel of postmen

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'It's for Pookie.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."