Peak Appreciator Prints

"I like to stay on top of things."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

Tortured Plank

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Deadpan Delivery.

Giant Visitor

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

A parcel of postmen

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Polygon man.

Billy strip: tooth fairy.

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"I think we retire too many numbers."

"Well, that was a waste of Monet..."

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

"To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I'm prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox."

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

'Not exactly a stimulus package.'

'It's not that I mind you criticizing my spelling - it's just that this happens to be Algebra!'

"I'm pretty sure we're of no relation."

Greek Home Theater