Passive-aggressive Appreciator Prints

"I speak Latin, you know."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Mothers Without Borders

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"...and this is my better half...!"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

Eve's Mom

When in Rome Do as the Romans Do.

The why-can't-this-event-be-in-miles-like-other-sports-on-this-country 10K.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

'We could at least go to hell in a private handcart!'

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

"He was never one to waste words."

As it were

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.

Milky Way

Perspective Repair

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

"My situation may not be the greatest, but I'll tell you this - I'm worth two of you!"