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Mother Krupkie's Pies and Cakes

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

Pie Filling Reader

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

"Pie chart"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Congratulations!

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.