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"And here we go folks! He's got to remove that first slice of pie all in one piece."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Husband bakes a pie

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Pie chart"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The