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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Husband bakes a pie

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.