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Sooner or Later

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Fishing from the Pier

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Secret Family Recipes

'How are they biting?'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"We're all metric now..."

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Feng Shui for Plumbers

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

Paul Lawrie

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

'What are books?'

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

Wife expresses disgust at inappropriate birthday present.

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'