Pier Master Pillows

Sooner or Later

Bite out of fishing pier.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Fishing from the Pier

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Secret Family Recipes

'How are they biting?'

"We're all metric now..."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

Feng Shui for Plumbers

'Your wagging tail gives away your poker face.'

"Well, Doc, being in the business. My opinion is that your printer got too much ink on his plates."

'What are books?'

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

Wife expresses disgust at inappropriate birthday present.

'His bait got away.'

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

"Whoa! I've read some hare-brained, preposterous proposals in my day. . . so I guess one more won't hurt."

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'