Bridge Maestro Pillows

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Are you done yet?'

"Home school marching band"

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"We can't agree on a size."

Musical Bicycle.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Where are the kids?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Nest building

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Other men just sing in the bath

Fishing Music

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

We are on the move. . .

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Paul Gaugin

Wedding Invites

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'