Swing Maestro Pillows

'Spend all morning on a cryptorchidectomy...'

He lived and died for golf.

'They're all doctors. I hope the terrorists never hit us on a Wednesday afternoon.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

No Bruch!

Computer Music

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Violinist.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

The violin lesson

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Double Bass.

Niccolo Paganini

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Bad Violinist.

The Violin Artist

'I hate rainy days!'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"One More Swing."

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

A bulge of bodybuilders

"Could you keep still?"