Product Safety Inspector Pillows

'Product recall'

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"Sir, it says very clearly that using our product 'May Cause Horrific Mutations' right on the label."

'Two million 'Acme' TV sets have been recalled due to BZZT! BWANG! WHEET! PFFT!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Your lobster was off!

All Natural Nothing

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Time Out For Teddy

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Wear a helmet

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'