Product Safety Inspector Gifts

'Product recall'

'Oh my gosh, weapons of mass destruction!"

"Sir, it says very clearly that using our product 'May Cause Horrific Mutations' right on the label."

'Two million 'Acme' TV sets have been recalled due to BZZT! BWANG! WHEET! PFFT!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

All Natural Nothing

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Your lobster was off!

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Time Out For Teddy

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Nuclear waste.

Job Safety - Hardhat.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty