Agricultural Assessor Pillows

...and your accessibility leaves a lot to be desired!

Garden.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

GMOs

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Illuminating agricultural production

Desk of an urban farm manager

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

The History of GM Food

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Human population Train.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'Bloody Global Warming!'