Agriculture Analyst Pillows

GMOs

Speculators and Food Production

Dept of Agriculture Farm Subsidy Program.

Congress Pork Project

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"You mean you can get a government subsidy for doing nothing?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

View to the Future

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

I fart more than that!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"