Agricultural Policy Analyst Pillows

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Budget

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

The Problem with World Population Growth

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.