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'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Data From a Truck

The Problem with World Population Growth

social services cuts

"We've been cancelled."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Dictator, Interrupted

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.