Agribusiness Analyst T-Shirts

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"They’re real."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Population train.

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

GMOs

Ukraine Grain Exports

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

GM Food and World Hunger

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Speculators and Food Production

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

Bar Code Harvester

Supporting local farmers.

"Looks like grain prices are up."

"Things are looking up..."