Agribusiness Analyst Mugs

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"They’re real."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Population train.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Ukraine Grain Exports

GMOs

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

GM Food and World Hunger

"And how’s my grass-fed, hormone-free cash cow doing today?"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

Speculators and Food Production

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

Corn Price Denialism

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

Bar Code Harvester

"Looks like grain prices are up."