Agriculture Policy Analyst T-Shirts

A frown of farmers

The Jeopardy of Progress

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Budget

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

The Problem with World Population Growth

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

social services cuts

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

Surge Plans.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."