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"...and here I was...only just getting used to being paid for NOT doing things."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"They’re real."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

social services cuts

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"