Policy Aficionado T-Shirts

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

Parenting Wonks

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

'...You must sign my petition, Eleanor...It simply states that you want to change a few silly rules, so Arnold can be president...He might take his shirt off during press conferences...'

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

Illegal Immigrants

Biden infrastructure plan.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Martin Luther King and Obama.